


You drive a hard bargin

by krisiten



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-07-14
Updated: 2010-07-14
Packaged: 2014-02-26 07:38:46
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 313
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6142852/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1584553/krisiten
Summary: "Say it and I'll give it to you" Freddie smiked. "Give it to ME and I'LL say it to you" Sam smirked back. Sometimes you have to wonder if there's more than just "friendly" competitions going on between them. "Funny" Seddie one-shot.





	You drive a hard bargin

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I'm back in action!

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"Just say it," Freddie pleaded.

"I don't wanna do it," Sam said stubbornly crossing her arms, "Just give it to me, Benson"

"Say it and I'll give it to you." Freddie smirked.

"Give it to _me_ and _I'll_ say it to you," Sam smirked back.

"Come on!" Freddie begged.

"I don't want to! Its gross," Sam made a fake gagging noise.

"It's only gross cause its your first time," Freddie laughed.

"It is _not _my first time doing this," Sam argued.

"Yes it is!" Freddie said.

"Okay, okay. I haven't done it in a while," Sam admitted.

"That's more like it," Freddie said.

"Well you haven't exactly brought it to the table any time recently,"

"Give me a break! It's not that easy to get," Freddie said.

"Oh come on, is not _that _hard," Sam said.

"Well, lately its been _very _hard," Freddie laughed.

"That's none of my business. Now hurry up, lay it on me!" Sam yelled.

"Not. Until. You. Say. It." Freddie said, getting angry as well.

"Okay, I'll say it- wait, what if it hurts?" Sam asked.

"Are you serious?" Freddie asked.

"Yes," Sam said.

"Chill it out, its not gonna hurt. Just do it." Freddie said.

"Fine," Sam said. Sam looked him up and down and sighed, "I think you're hot, funny, and smart."

"Thank you, Ma'am" Freddie snickered as he tossed a package of Bolivian Bacon at her. He had to go all the way up-state to get this junk.

"HELL YEAH!" Sam yelled, tearing open the package with her mouth.

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